Cryptozoic: Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards - Hijinx at Hell High
WELCOME TO HELL! HELL HIGH, that is! The most horrible, evil, blood-thirstiest high school in all of creation. Thatās right, the Battle Wizards are going back to school, so sharpen your number 2 wands and get ready to channel the adolescent fury of groin-scorching puberty and COSMIC ELDRITCH RAGE into the wizard battle to end all wizard battles!
Epic Spell Warsā¢ of the Battle Wizards: Hijinx at Hell HighĀ gives you the chance to experience all the āfunā of high school, climbing the social ladder from Loser to Loner to NERD all the way up to Cheerleader, Jock, or maybe even *gasp* CLASS PRESIDENT. Thatās right, your ability to sling red-hot death spells is partially going to depend on your ability to master the most treacherous terrain known to man: teenage Social Status! If it all gets to be too much, you can always conjure a tornado of demonic acid skulls for everyone in PE class!
RIIIIINNNGGGGā¦. Oh heck, thatās the school bell. Quick, get to class because youĀ definitelyĀ donāt want to be tardy*!
*Student tardiness is punishable by expulsion**
**Expulsion of their liquefied innards through their colon
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WELCOME TO HELL! HELL HIGH, that is! The most horrible, evil, blood-thirstiest high school in all of creation. Thatās right, the Battle Wizards are going back to school, so sharpen your number 2 wands and get ready to channel the adolescent fury of groin-scorching puberty and COSMIC ELDRITCH RAGE into the wizard battle to end all wizard battles!
Epic Spell Warsā¢ of the Battle Wizards: Hijinx at Hell HighĀ gives you the chance to experience all the āfunā of high school, climbing the social ladder from Loser to Loner to NERD all the way up to Cheerleader, Jock, or maybe even *gasp* CLASS PRESIDENT. Thatās right, your ability to sling red-hot death spells is partially going to depend on your ability to master the most treacherous terrain known to man: teenage Social Status! If it all gets to be too much, you can always conjure a tornado of demonic acid skulls for everyone in PE class!
RIIIIINNNGGGGā¦. Oh heck, thatās the school bell. Quick, get to class because youĀ definitelyĀ donāt want to be tardy*!
*Student tardiness is punishable by expulsion**
**Expulsion of their liquefied innards through their colon
